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Taking Kids to the Oregon Zoo: A Lesson in the Age of Dumb

zoos, oh zoology rushing torrents of strollers electric guitars on stage like a run through an airport connecting flights the cotton candy, elephant ears, snow cones, all bundled up in diaper rash, daddies saying stupid things about polar bears this is conveyor belt consumption, a zoo-like snow globe planet everything wrong - sun bear next to…

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